You ain’t no God

It was one of those beautiful and sunny days when I was enjoying my refreshing pint of beer when it happen…everything suddenly changed…the day light became dark…every life on the planet stopped  doing whatever was doing…the Earth stood still…and then an angry voice from the sky was shouting at me:

- Hey you! Mortal! Stop acting like a cunt, leave that pint and do something with your life!!!

- Wow…wow…wait a minute…what’s going on? Who the heck are you??

- I’m your God!

- God?? You ain’t no God…you can be God…you have a man voice…I thought my God is a woman..

- I am what I am and I can be what I want to be and I’m telling you to do something with your life because you wont live forever!

- Oh shut up!! don’t give me that bullshit, I know I can die tomorrow but before I die come join me for a pint in this beautiful day…I’ll like to have a pint with God..

- No mortal, I got an entire universe to take care, I can’t afford any breaks.

- Common man, don’t be like this, anyway you paused everyone right now, I don’t think they will mind and I’ll buy you a pint if you put the barman on play, deal?

- Okay  mortal, so be it!

- I’m glad you joined me because I was quit alone…but before we start let me tell you something…I might be dreaming right now or I might be so fucked that I can imagine that I can imagine that I’m speaking with you…but anyway I’m glad you’re here, I had some things to tell you

- Speak fast my son because the time is short!

- All right …all right old same bullshit again, I’ll speak.

-Well first of all I don’t think you exist.

- I’m here, doesn’t that prove my existence?

- I’ve told you I might be dreaming, but let me tell you why.

- Why?

- Well…I don’t think you ever existed, I think that people created you so they can believe in something when they couldn’t believe in themselves, and they couldn’t give you a shape because no one had ever seen you, they had to think that there is something more powerful in this world and if they will pray to you and believe that you will help and give them strength they will succeed…it’s a good belief but I think they are actually believe in something that they have and they are not aware of it…so it’s like believing in themselves…so what need for you, a mighty one who can do and undo things…one the other hand some people created you so they can control other people, making them to fear your power so they can be manipulated and they used their tricks starting with their books and continuing with their priests saving and then terrifying the world getting rich, getting more power until they became their own god…

Well about me I can tell you that I believed in you until I’ve stared believing in my own strength and I feared you until I’ve started fearing myself but I still need you to find a balance and to find the way….

- So what do you think about my confession??

- Impressive my son, as much impressive as the taste of this amazing beer but now I have to leave, thanks for the beer, next time it’s on me…see you soon my child and I hope you will find your way…

- Thanks mate, and don’t forget about the beer, yeah?? see you…bye!!

The sun didn’t stop heating the earth, even the breeze was now really warm, everyone was hiding searching for a shade to protect their bodies from sun “who the hell was that old man, I think he owns me a beer now, next time I’ll see him I’ll remind him for sure”

- Hey mate can I get another pint of this heat killer of yours, please?